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Post by Zoots Allures on Sun May 27, 2018 12:51 pm

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One of the biggest problems mankind is faced with is the question of its bushes. Has anything weighed so heavily upon man's shoulders, has anything before demanded such courage and steadfast resolve as the precedence of this question?

It is time that we looked long at the horizon and faced the giant bush looming there like a great question mark placed above the fate of man.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but I ask you; is it mightier than the pruner?

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On the problem of toilet paper. The dilemma; a super mega roll of two ply is a better deal, but may not fit on your toilet paper roller (too wide). A mega roll of two ply may fit, but is a worse deal.

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Post by Satyr on Mon May 28, 2018 12:19 pm

I grew up in a country where you could not flush the toilet paper but had to put it in a waste basket by the toilet.
Seeing brown stained toilet paper was part of my awakening, going from North America to Europe.
Then I had the experience in the army where toilet paper was gold, used to barter...cigarettes and toilet paper was money.
Wiping your ass with newspaper was a poor man's alternative.

So, practically, you can place the role on the toilet cover and solve the problem.


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On the nature of improper toilet paper disposal and toilet paper scarcity:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0inrJeDyOEV


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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LQX7410jRu

Btw, this is very unusual. We're talking a lot of shit without commiting the ad hominem. This is a first.


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^^^ https://vocaroo.com/i/s07oFHhJXqYM

Pandeiro added. Lol!


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Post by Barracuda on Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:29 pm

here rap to this off-griddy beat.
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Post by Barracuda on Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:33 pm

never been able to write to this

what about you record this.

I am zoot
I hang loose
just set loose
what the crap dude
rap or Ill smack you
and what have you
beats you can't dance to
like girl in a pantsuit
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