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    Post by Zoot Allures Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:10 am

    "Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies? Anybody? I LOVE monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better they are.

    And cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, although it helps, but true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider.

    I'll tell you, a good one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "IT CONQUERED THE WORLD," and the . . . Did you ever see that one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream cone with teeth around the bottom. It looks like a (phew!), like a teepee or . . . sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair, and, uh, it's got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very threatening sight, and then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, and there's this one scene where the, uh, monster is coming out of a cave, see? There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once...

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    ... and the rest of the cast . . . it musta been made around the 1950's, the lapels are about like that wide, the ties are about that wide and about this short, and they always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with...

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    ... and there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle . . . heh-hey! Of course there is! You know how they are, the weaker sex and everything, twisting their ankle on behalf of the little ice-cream cone.

    Well in this particular scene, in this scene, folks, they, uh, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they . . . when the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the Thing as the guy is pushing it out, and then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "NO! GET IT BACK!" And they drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin': "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheepnis. Awright. And this is "Cheepnis" here. One two three four . . ."

    I ate a hot dog
    It tasted real good
    Then I watched a movie
    From Hollywood

    I ate a hot dog
    It tasted real good
    (Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum
    Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum)
    Then I watched a movie
    From Hollywood
    (Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum
    Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum)

    Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, yeah
    Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see now?
    The little strings on the Giant Spider?
    The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?
    (HA HA HA!)
    The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
    (And the flaps on the side of the moon)

    The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb
    They use when the slime droozle off
    The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, yeah
    And the canvas of the cave is too soft

    The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide
    And too short for the scientist man
    The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, yeah
    While the monster just ate Japan

    Ladies and gentlemen,
    The monster,
    Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX
    (Apparently a very large poodle dog)
    Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant
    Bullets can't stop it
    Rockets can't stop it
    We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

    HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
    BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
    SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES
    LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE
    KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
    WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
    SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS!

    The National Guard has formed up at the base of the mountain
    And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle towards the cave
    Where they hope to destroy it with napalm
    A thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling to the monster . . .
    Here Fido
    Here Fido
    Here Fido

    GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING
    GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
    GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING
    GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

    GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING
    GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
    GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING
    GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

    C'mon! Everybody! Hurry! Let's go!
    Somebody get the distilled water! Get the canned goods!
    Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!

    GO TO DA SHELTER
    MY BABY, MY BABY,
    GO TO DA SHELTER
    GO TO DA SHELTER

    GO TO DA SHELTER
    MY BABY, MY BABY,
    GO TO DA SHELTER
    GO TO DA SHELTER

    Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me,
    Can ya see the little string danglin' down
    Makes the legs go wobble an' the mouth flop shut, yeah
    An' the HORRIBLE EYE,
    An' that HORRIBLE EYE,
    An' that HORRIBLE EYE
    Go rollin' around

    Can y'see it at all
    Can y'see it from here
    Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees
    If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know
    I need a little more cheepnis please
    Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
    I need a little more cheepnis please

    (Cheeper the better)
    (Cheeper the better)
    (Cheeper the better)
    (Cheeper the better)

    Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
    I need a little more cheepnis . . .


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    Post by Zoot Allures Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:13 pm

    oh shit! this used to be my jam. i forgot all about this song... and the album, for that matter. two years in the joint and i forget everything.

    i think i'll go on a walkabout... and find out, what it's all about...

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    Post by Zoot Allures Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:54 pm

    hey yo notorious, drop some knowledge fuh dees fools, my nigga...

    it's da ten crack commandments...

    Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
    How much dough you hold cause you know
    The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
    If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up

    Number 2, never let 'em know your next move
    Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
    Take it from your highness
    I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their bricks and chips

    Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
    Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
    Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
    She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up

    Number 4, I know you heard this before
    Never get high on your own supply

    Number 5, never sell no crack where you rest at
    I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em bounce!

    Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
    You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it!

    7, this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely separated
    Money and blood don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
    Find yourself in serious shit

    Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
    Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too

    Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
    If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police
    If niggas think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
    They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'

    Number 10, a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"
    'Cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow

    Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
    If not, 24 years on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
    Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
    She sniffed a whole half of cake up
    Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
    Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up
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    Post by Zoot Allures Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:07 pm

    like dat.

    we out.

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    Post by Zoot Allures Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:10 pm

    i've put together a user-friendly guide to biggy's above manual, for those members who are not familiar with how the game works. if any of the instructions above are not understood, this should help you. if you have any questions, feel free to ask.

    and welcome to the game, my niggas.

    1. you let nobody outside of your set know how much money you're holding. never pull your roll out at the club. keep your roll in your pocket, and set a couple benjamins aside for your drinks. niggas you don't know see that roll, you'll get your ass stuck up in the parking lot.

    2. if you around niggas that ain't in your set, never discuss a sale with a customer on your phone in front of em. never tell em where you going next, either. niggas'll have them jump boys waiting for your ass when you get there.

    3. trust none of your clients. even ya moms'll stick your ass up if she gassed up. a crack fiend will do whatever it takes to get that butta.

    4. if you gonna smoke once in a while, don't dip into your own sack. you got them twenties sorted out and weighed. you wait until you flip it, then sample from your profit.

    5. you never make a sale where you chill, or anywhere near there. constant traffic coming in and out will draw the heat on you.

    6. only one exception to this rule, which biggy didn't address. if you've already flipped what you got for the night, a small front to a customer can bring more business. your crack head might come back with a paying customer if you give him a front. if he don't, you cut him off until he gets you right.

    7. don't do or discuss business with your family. this doesn't need to be explained.

    8. leave your weight at the crib. if you goin' to post up, bring what you think you can sell, and nothing more. once your out, go to the crib and re-up.

    9. never associate with the po-po. you don't talk to them, you don't call them... even if a motherfucker gets shot in your front yard. niggas see you talkin' to the POlice they gonna think you snitchin'.

    10. unless you KNOW you can flip some weight, you don't take a front from your plug. he's gonna want his money... and if you ain't got it, you'll lose your credit, or even your life.
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    Post by Zoot Allures Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:44 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZPCKeMh1EA

    the beginning of this song jams. listen to jimi switch the strat on at :16.

    "wuu-chhk"

    i don't like the rest of it though. talk about bathos. i was thinking jimi was about to 'get in it', man. he shoulda killed that shit.
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    Post by Zoot Allures Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:20 am

    castles made of sand

    another favorite by hendrix... really the one that turned me on to his stuff. nobody was doing this with standard blues chording back then. vaughan followed this kind of style a little later. his cover of 'little wing' is excellent. jimi would be impressed.

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    Post by Zoot Allures Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:48 pm

    Crypto - Ribatejo, rare Dutch fusion. this is what saully and jakob would sound like if they were jazz musicians, right?
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    Post by Zoot Allures Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:32 am

    what is the difference between a 'pusher' and a 'dealer'? john kay of steppenwolf explains:

    You know I've smoked a lot of grass
    O'Lord, I've popped a lot of pills

    But I never touched nothin'
    That my spirit could kill

    You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round
    With tombstones in their eyes

    But the pusher don't care
    Ah, if you live or if you die

    GOD DAMN!.... mm-hm the pusher
    Godddddd damn, hey-hey.... I say the pusher

    I said God damn, God damn the pusher man...
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    Post by Zoot Allures Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:36 pm

    this is what you listen to, andy? i found it at ILP.

    this sounds like jason bourne meets resident evil. i picture in my head jovovich struggling to show damon how to use a photon plasma blaster on the four hundredth and sixty-second floor of an abandoned genetic research laboratory as a group of zombie monsters pound on the elevator door trying to break through.

    omg will they make it?!

    "godammit, damon, you just hold pressure on the hand-print identification pad on the barrel, line your eye up with the retina scanner on the scope, and pull the trigger with your other hand."

    oh shit, they busted through, it's too late!

    * jovovich executes impossible triple flying roundhouse kicks, taking out seven zombies, while damon bangs the plasma blaster on the wall, cursing aloud *

    "it doesn't recognize my print... are you sure you changed the chip?"

    "there's no time for that now, damon! * chop...kick... splat... flip * just use your pistol!"

    "that's what i wanted to use in the first place. you're the one who insisted on the plasma blaster! btw, has anyone told you how hot you are when you fight?"

    * throws four knives, pinning five zombies to the wall *

    "wtf? how did you do that? five zombies with only four knives?"

    "godammit damon... help me!!!"

    * punch... flip... ankle sweep spin kick *


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    Post by Zoot Allures Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:07 pm

    Steve: The song “The Story of Light” is kind of an extension from Real Illusions, where I use these seven string guitars and a giant wall of beautifully tensioned, distortion drenched chords that really create an atmosphere. They are really glorious chords. I wanted the second half to be very melodic. I didn’t want it to be about just a guitar solo, I wanted it to be about a specific melody.

    The Story of Light, itself, in a nutshell, is about Captain Drake Mason, who at one point writes a book. He presents his book, which is titled Under It All, to the town. The first chapter is called The Story of Light. On the record, the lyrics are printed in English, but I didn’t want to present them that way because it is too obvious. I wanted to do them in another language to add mystique.

    I went through all of these languages in my head trying to find the right one. Every language has a dynamic to it. Italian sounds like music, and French is effeminate, so it sounds beautiful, in a way. German has a lot of rough edges and comes off very masculine. All of those had too much of a tilt. Russian is such a beautiful language because it has just the right amount of rough edges and just the right amount of romance. Still, there is an authority to it. That is why I decided to do it in Russian.


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    Post by Zoot Allures Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:03 pm

    who looks more like paco de lucia... paco de lucia or david caradine?




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    Post by Zoot Allures Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:01 pm

    mr reasonable wrote:That's after they went pop. Big brown beaver is college kid music.

    that's not true, zero. don't listen to him. wynona's big brown beaver is claypool brilliance at its best.

    primus never went 'pop'. some of the side projects claypool was involved in might be considered pop, but not primus. rather, their sound changed; the harder guitar stuff from sailing the seas of cheese and frizzle fry was missing in the later albums... but pork soda, tales from the punch bowl, brown album, and anti-pop, are still the signature sounds of primus that distinguished them from everybody else in the nineties. especially the 'pop'' bands.

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    Post by Zoot Allures Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:58 pm

    zero, check these out. i was impressed by claypool's cover of a stanley clarke song; clarke was one of the pioneers of jazz-fusion bass. doing this song was like a statement, because other bands are always doing mediocre covers. claypool went into the vault for this one, dude. he also does a king crimson cover. i'll post them next.




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    Post by Zoot Allures Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:01 am

    you're the guy from the hamburger train, right?
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    Post by witchdoctor Wed Mar 21, 2018 7:52 pm

    I say... GAwD daaamn.... the pusher man
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    Post by Zoot Allures Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:39 am

    ... in his book Objective Knowledge, Popper contrasted "clouds", his metaphor for indeterministic systems, with "clocks", meaning deterministic ones. He sided with indeterminism, writing:

    I believe Peirce was right in holding that all clocks are clouds to some considerable degree — even the most precise of clocks. This, I think, is the most important inversion of the mistaken determinist view that all clouds are clocks.




    amanda parsons, ladies and gentlemen


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    Post by Zoot Allures Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:48 am

    When I woke up this mornin' I felt a pang.
    I was hungerin' for some apple pie.
    Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit.
    Washed the sleep out of my eye.
    Oh yeah, it's gonna be a fine day.

    Scratched myself a bit.
    Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex.
    Closest thing I could find to apple pie.
    Lingerin' taste of toothpaste
    Made the milk go down a bit funny.
    But you know, them chex they do satisfy.
    Oh yeah, oh yeah...

    this'll be a fine day.



    that break-away at 3:50 jams.
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    Post by Zoot Allures Thu Mar 22, 2018 5:29 pm

    "most people wouldn't know good music if it came up and bit them on the ass"- FZ

    so i know you won't listen to it. but i will ask this of you:

    go to 11:32, and then listen to those notes amanda gets at 11:56. she melts me. i'm totally enchanted and i get goose bumps everytime i hear it. she's such an angel.

    still you won't know what's going on at that point in the song unless you listen to the whole thing. you have to get into it and go to tenemos roads. songs like these are stories, not just some crap thrown together with a three chord melody, chorus or 'hook', and some lame lyrics some asshole can't sing worth a damn.

    kill your ugly radio. listen to national health. that's not the name of the band, for nothing.

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    Post by Zoot Allures Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:08 pm

    the summer of my seventeenth year in that small, kentucky town. man those were good times. i'll never forget jenny hernando, julie tolentino, todd squelati, and ol' flouncin' freddy...

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    Post by Zoot Allures Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:23 am

    http://ilovephilosophy.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=193949&p=2697665#p2697665

    Philosophers are our only hope.

    i can't help you, because i'm not aware of too many things. i know what i know, if you know what i mean.

    besides, philosophy is the talk on a cereal box.







    ha la la la... i say, i say, i say... i-hhh do, hey hey hey hey, hey hey...
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    Bizet is Nietzsche's favorite Romantic composer. He also praise Rossini, Mendelsohn and Chopin.
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    Post by Z13 Tue May 01, 2018 1:12 pm

    looking for some old friends online, i found two of em... two guys i used to play with. haven't talked to either of them in over fifteen years. each of them at one point was part of a band called the dog gods, and they put out some good stuff. a sound like something between tool and sound garden.

    click on the 'dominion' album and play 'cradle to the cult'. you'll like this one, satyr.

    another good one is the song 'beyond the gates'.

    it's this kind of shit that makes me almost regret leaving asheville when i did. fate might have put me into this mix had I remained there.

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