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    Zoot Allures

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    Comedy In All Forms

    Post by Zoot Allures on Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:31 am

    Satyr wrote:Watched one of the Planet of the Apes movies on TV, and in one of the scenes where the humans were gathered in preparation for a coming battle with the apes there was one black guy among the whites, and I thought to myself: "Can't they see they've sent a spy?"

    this ranks up there with one of the funniest things i've read in a loooong time.

    oh come on... it is funny. stop being such ultra-sensitive caring and respectful politically correct squares, people.

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    Re: Comedy In All Forms

    Post by Zoot Allures on Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:04 pm

    Chakra Superstar wrote:If teachers are going to be armed, then librarians should be given silencers.

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:57 pm

    at ILP, Silhouette wrote:Why is this thread called "Morality is fake and doesn't exist" when it's moralising about how you should moralise?

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:20 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAWkLsWQCY8

    the dude who does these videos is a comic mastermind. of all the songs out there, this guy picks the one with words that are almost perfectly timed to what hitler is saying. look at everyone else; they are completely thunder struck. and watch the pencils hit the map right when there's that BOOM.

    i've done two myself... but they don't compare.

    post #10 and #11 in the Zoot's Low Budget Productions thread.

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:51 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slMoUBZFqBQ

    hitler interviews charles manson.

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:55 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLWDjl9ncKg

    hitler interviews justin bieber.

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:04 am

    hmm. i think i'll do some 'hitler interviews' videos myself.

    let's see... who do i got on video. ah, i've got some saully, some jakob, some phoneutria, i think pezer and erik still has a few somewhere... oh and ecmandu (if i can find them).

    oh this is gonna be good

    * grin *

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:11 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6m2X_e-js

    hitler is informed that stephen hawking has died.


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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:42 am

    hitler and his crew plan to take a vacation to new york. when they get there, they take a tour of the world trade center. while they are at the trade center, they call up what they think is a pizza joint... and hitler orders 'two large plains to the world trade center.'

    but they accidentally called al-qaeda.com instead of the pizza place... and wouldn't you know it... the guy who answers happens to be a disguised terrorist and thinks hitler is ordering 'two large PLANES to the world trade center.'

    hitler accidentally causes 9/11...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EBx05P9VMk

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    Post by Zero_Sum on Sat May 19, 2018 2:19 pm

    Good old Monty Python.


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    Post by Z13 on Sun May 27, 2018 11:40 am

    It's okay, stephanie. All we ask is that you try.



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    Post by Z13 on Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:23 pm

    http://ilovephilosophy.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=194141&p=2703538#p2703538

    i feel like i should get a free strawberry smoothie for reading all of this.



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    Post by Z13 on Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:27 pm

    https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iCWofwtuJD

    Omg I kill myself. The undisputed karaoke champion of the world. Oh no?

    BRING IT.


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