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    Zoot Allures

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    Comedy In All Forms

    Post by Zoot Allures on Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:31 am

    Satyr wrote:Watched one of the Planet of the Apes movies on TV, and in one of the scenes where the humans were gathered in preparation for a coming battle with the apes there was one black guy among the whites, and I thought to myself: "Can't they see they've sent a spy?"

    this ranks up there with one of the funniest things i've read in a loooong time.

    oh come on... it is funny. stop being such ultra-sensitive caring and respectful politically correct squares, people.

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    Re: Comedy In All Forms

    Post by Zoot Allures on Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:04 pm

    Chakra Superstar wrote:If teachers are going to be armed, then librarians should be given silencers.

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:57 pm

    at ILP, Silhouette wrote:Why is this thread called "Morality is fake and doesn't exist" when it's moralising about how you should moralise?

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:20 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAWkLsWQCY8

    the dude who does these videos is a comic mastermind. of all the songs out there, this guy picks the one with words that are almost perfectly timed to what hitler is saying. look at everyone else; they are completely thunder struck. and watch the pencils hit the map right when there's that BOOM.

    i've done two myself... but they don't compare.

    post #10 and #11 in the Zoot's Low Budget Productions thread.

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:51 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slMoUBZFqBQ

    hitler interviews charles manson.

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:55 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLWDjl9ncKg

    hitler interviews justin bieber.

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    Re: Comedy In All Forms

    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:04 am

    hmm. i think i'll do some 'hitler interviews' videos myself.

    let's see... who do i got on video. ah, i've got some saully, some jakob, some phoneutria, i think pezer and erik still has a few somewhere... oh and ecmandu (if i can find them).

    oh this is gonna be good

    * grin *

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:11 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6m2X_e-js

    hitler is informed that stephen hawking has died.


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    Re: Comedy In All Forms

    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:42 am

    hitler and his crew plan to take a vacation to new york. when they get there, they take a tour of the world trade center. while they are at the trade center, they call up what they think is a pizza joint... and hitler orders 'two large plains to the world trade center.'

    but they accidentally called al-qaeda.com instead of the pizza place... and wouldn't you know it... the guy who answers happens to be a disguised terrorist and thinks hitler is ordering 'two large PLANES to the world trade center.'

    hitler accidentally causes 9/11...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EBx05P9VMk

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    Re: Comedy In All Forms

    Post by Zero_Sum on Sat May 19, 2018 2:19 pm

    Good old Monty Python.


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    Post by Z13 on Sun May 27, 2018 11:40 am

    It's okay, stephanie. All we ask is that you try.



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    Post by Z13 on Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:23 pm

    http://ilovephilosophy.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=194141&p=2703538#p2703538

    i feel like i should get a free strawberry smoothie for reading all of this.



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    Post by Z13 on Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:27 pm

    https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iCWofwtuJD

    Omg I kill myself. The undisputed karaoke champion of the world. Oh no?

    BRING IT.


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    Re: Comedy In All Forms

    Post by promethean75 on Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:58 am

    One of the best instances of dramatic bathos and irony you will ever see. Nobody did it better then Monty Python.


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    Re: Comedy In All Forms

    Post by Yong Bao on Fri Oct 26, 2018 4:41 am

    "You don't understand much so why don't you shut up and get back in your car and get out of here."


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    Re: Comedy In All Forms

    Post by promethean75 on Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:15 am

    see now that was dumb, yong, and i'll tell you why. that cop could have arrested him for saying that on some kind of grounds such as 'hostile behavior toward law enforcement' or some such similar statute. what would have followed would have been an enormous inconvenience for that dude. he'd be arrested, booked, and jailed. then he'd either put up bond to get out of jail, or sit in jail until the prosecutor got to his case and reviewed the charges... which would take weeks or months depending on how backed up the district attorneys office is. eventually the prosecutor would dismiss the charges... but that dude would not be reimbursed for any time he lost sitting in jail, or for the money he put up to make his bond if he bonded out.

    so in the end, that dude would have suffered a big ass headache just to be able to say something tough to a cop on camera. amateur stuff, yong, and not worth the consequences that could have resulted.

    and shit like that happens all the time. a cop will deliberately misinterpret a statute, claiming to 'believe' the suspect's actions were an instance of committing said offense, write up the arrest report and take the dude to jail. when the prosecutor's office reviews the arrest report, it'll be thrown out. nine times out of ten the cop knew that would happen, knew the charge was bogus, but arrested him anyway to either a) create an inconvenience to spite the dude, or b) reach a quota of some kind, or both.

    it's flaw #48 of the 1,973 flaws of the criminal justice system.


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