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    Post by Zoot Allures on Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:52 am

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    ... and then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in...

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:46 am

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    uh-oh... looks like johnny fell into that burnin'





    ow, ow, ow
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    Post by Zoot Allures on Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:05 am

    I hate my mother

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    I hate my father

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    I AM my sister

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    And Jermaine is a negro!

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    A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!




    still white, jim...
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    Post by Zoot Allures on Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:15 pm

    one last performance before Studio Z closes for the day. enjoy.

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    the musicians:

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    "abandon your unmusical ways!" - FZ
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    Post by Zoot Allures on Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:26 pm

    behind the scenes; the making of the song Baby Snakes. Bozzio, the drummer, is clueless. i love this shit. i can imagine how frustrating it was working for Frank.




    the finished product:

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    ... i want a darling little jewish princess... who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking...
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    Post by Zoot Allures on Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:28 am

    now this little number is in 13. it's subdivided 5/8 and 4/4 if you want to clap your hands....

    1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1..2..3..4

    pretty good!

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:03 am

    now ladies and gentlemen... we don't normally do this, but just because this is st. patrick's day, this is our special, st. patrick's day program...




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    Post by Satyr on Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:51 pm

    Zoot is encapsulated by his love of Zappa.
    The foundation of his essence is there.

    Look at what he's done to the place.


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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:04 pm

    we're observing st. patrick's day. stop crying your tiny sick tears. i'll change the theme back after the holiday has ended, sir.
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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:24 pm

    http://ilovephilosophy.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=193661&p=2696612#p2696612

    ecmandu wrote:
    ecmandu wrote:
    Too Much Love - Bread

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtqTO8nLH2Q


    I'll give you folks a very simple system to understand.

    Love doesn't say, "don't fuck with me". It knows it.

    This is the best song I've posted on ILP.

    When all the positives and negatives add up, there is no truth, and that is a truth ... truth always wins and love is truth and truth is love.

    I'll teach more... marriage is an illusion, it is what it is and we are what we are, we love each other very much and don't fit in those boxes.

    I was made the king of your world who doesn't believe in kings...

    I'll give you more teachings later!

    ... and i'll give you more teaching right now.

    broken hearts are for assholes, dude.
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    Post by Satyr on Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:31 pm

    Zoot Allures wrote:we're observing st. patrick's day. stop crying your tiny sick tears. i'll change the theme back after the holiday has ended, sir.
    An observation is not a complaint.

    You remind me of those people who call any comment that hints at the negative a whining.....and meaningless gibberish that hints at the positive, profound insight.

    I want you to keep it as it is.
    Maybe butterflies.


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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:45 pm

    (continues from Beautiful Guy)

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    "hi, girls."
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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:05 am

    From Madam Wong's to Starwood
    To the Whiskey on the Strip
    You can hear the crashing, blasting strum
    Of bands that come to be real hip

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    And get a record contract
    From a talent scout some day
    They'll sell their ass, their cocks and balls
    They'll take the check 'n walk away

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    If they're lucky they'll get famous
    For a week or two perhaps
    They'll buy some ugly clothes to wear
    And hope the business don't collapse
    Before some stupid magazine
    Decides they're really good

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    They're a Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
    From downtown Hollywood

    Tinsel Town Rebellion,
    Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
    It's a little bitty Tinsel Town Rebellion
    A Tinsel Town Rebellion Band

    They used to play all kinds of stuff
    And some of it was nice
    Some of it was musical
    But then they took some guy's advice
    To get a record deal, he said,
    They would have to be more punk
    Forget their chops and play real dumb
    Or else they would be sunk
    So off they go to S.I.R. to learn some stupid riffs

    oh no! it's the eighties again...

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    And when they think they've got it
    They launch a new career
    Who gives a fuck if what they play
    Is somewhat insincere

    let's dance the blues again, get down... dance the blues again, everybody...

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    i write the songs that make the young girls cry...

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    did you know that in tinsel town the people down there think that substance is a bore... and if you new wave group looks good, they'll hurry on back for more...

    of leather groups...

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    EYE TO EYE... I'LL ROCK YOU LIKE A NINCOMPOOP

    and plastic groups...

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    whip it good!


    and groups that look real queer...

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    i'll tumble for ya... i'll tumble for ya...


    The Tinsel Town aficionados
    Come to see and not to hear
    But then again this system works
    As perfect as a dream
    It works for all of those record company pricks
    Who come to skim the cream
    From the cesspools of excitement
    Where Jim Morrison once stood

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    It's the Tinsel Town Rebellion
    From downtown Hollywood


    downtown hollywood! an incredibly ugly little town. it's really boring....


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    i couldn't say where she's comin' from, but i just met a lady named


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    Post by Zoot Allures on Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:21 pm

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    ('mary' played by dale bozzio... wife of one of frank's percussionists)
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    Post by Zoot Allures on Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:15 am

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    for tipper:




    You are the girl
    Somebody invented
    In a grim little office
    On Madison Ave.

    They were specific
    They made you terrific:
    Red lips;
    Blue eyes;
    Blonde hair;
    Un-wise -
    You're All-American,
    And, darling, they said so

    YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
    WOULDN'T YOU, BABY?
    YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
    WOULDN'T YOU, BABY?
    SINCE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BRAIN,
    LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
    ANY KIND OF PAIN
    IS NEVER A MAYBE

    What?

    Her head's full of bubbles;
    Her nose is petite!
    She looks like she never
    Gets nothin' to eat!

    'N she dines with actors,
    'N Wall Street characters:
    Dull talk;
    Nice clothes -
    See her?
    She blows -
    (She's so important
    'Cause he gets to do talk shows -)

    SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
    WOULDN'T SHE, BOBBY? (Yeah, she would!)
    SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
    WOULDN'T SHE, BOBBY?
    SINCE SHE HAVEN'T GOT A NAME,
    LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
    ANY KIND OF PAIN
    IS PROB'LY HER HOBBY

    No . . . ow-ow-ow-oh . . . no . . .

    She has moved up now;
    She's come a long way -
    They give her bunches
    Of words she can say!

    When she's in a bold mood,
    "Confinement Loaf" sounds good -
    That's right,
    She's wrong!
    Let's end
    Her song

    (It seems she's everywhere
    We just can't escape her -
    Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
    And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her -
    She brings the BUS RIDE
    To a thrilling conclusion!)

    YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS TAME AS ME,
    ISN'T SHE TENDER?
    YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS LAME AS ME,
    LET US REMEMBER,
    SHE GETS ONLY HALF THE BLAME
    ONLY HALF THE BLAME
    ONLY HALF THE BLAME
    UNLESS WE EXTEND HER -

    ...

    frank vs tipper gore's senate hearing on rock lyrics:





    there's a hidden agenda that frank has which he won't make explicit. along with his objection to artistic censorship, he also still holds the world of rock in contempt. then why object to its censorship? ah, because frank wanted the world of rock to 'show itself', he wanted the cultural decline of america to become apparent, and he wanted this fiasco to continue so that he would have material to work with. without the joke that the music industry has become, there would be no fun in it for frank.
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    Post by Zoot Allures on Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:26 am

    ... and now, let's take

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    Post by Zoot Allures on Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:24 am

    but you should be diggin' it while it's happening, because



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    Post by Zoot Allures on Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:14 am

    Frank meets Sting in the lobby and invites him to perform with the band.




    'Mr. Sting', ladies and gentlemen.

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