... and then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in...
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... and then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in...
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uh-oh... looks like johnny fell into that burnin'
ow, ow, ow
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I hate my mother
I hate my father
I AM my sister
And Jermaine is a negro!
A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!
still white, jim...
I hate my father
I AM my sister
And Jermaine is a negro!
A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!
still white, jim...
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one last performance before Studio Z closes for the day. enjoy.
http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/The_Legend_Of_Cleetus_Awreetus-Awrightus_%26_the_Grand_Wazoo
the musicians:
"abandon your unmusical ways!" - FZ
http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/wiki/The_Legend_Of_Cleetus_Awreetus-Awrightus_%26_the_Grand_Wazoo
the musicians:
"abandon your unmusical ways!" - FZ
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behind the scenes; the making of the song Baby Snakes. Bozzio, the drummer, is clueless. i love this shit. i can imagine how frustrating it was working for Frank.
the finished product:
the finished product:
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... i want a darling little jewish princess... who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking...
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now this little number is in 13. it's subdivided 5/8 and 4/4 if you want to clap your hands....
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1..2..3..4
pretty good!
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 1..2..3..4
pretty good!
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now ladies and gentlemen... we don't normally do this, but just because this is st. patrick's day, this is our special, st. patrick's day program...
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Zoot is encapsulated by his love of Zappa.
The foundation of his essence is there.
Look at what he's done to the place.
The foundation of his essence is there.
Look at what he's done to the place.
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we're observing st. patrick's day. stop crying your tiny sick tears. i'll change the theme back after the holiday has ended, sir.
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http://ilovephilosophy.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=193661&p=2696612#p2696612
... and i'll give you more teaching right now.
broken hearts are for assholes, dude.
ecmandu wrote:
I'll give you folks a very simple system to understand.
Love doesn't say, "don't fuck with me". It knows it.
This is the best song I've posted on ILP.
When all the positives and negatives add up, there is no truth, and that is a truth ... truth always wins and love is truth and truth is love.
I'll teach more... marriage is an illusion, it is what it is and we are what we are, we love each other very much and don't fit in those boxes.
I was made the king of your world who doesn't believe in kings...
I'll give you more teachings later!
... and i'll give you more teaching right now.
broken hearts are for assholes, dude.
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An observation is not a complaint.Zoot Allures wrote:we're observing st. patrick's day. stop crying your tiny sick tears. i'll change the theme back after the holiday has ended, sir.
You remind me of those people who call any comment that hints at the negative a whining.....and meaningless gibberish that hints at the positive, profound insight.
I want you to keep it as it is.
Maybe butterflies.
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(continues from Beautiful Guy)
"hi, girls."
"hi, girls."
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From Madam Wong's to Starwood
To the Whiskey on the Strip
You can hear the crashing, blasting strum
Of bands that come to be real hip
And get a record contract
From a talent scout some day
They'll sell their ass, their cocks and balls
They'll take the check 'n walk away
If they're lucky they'll get famous
For a week or two perhaps
They'll buy some ugly clothes to wear
And hope the business don't collapse
Before some stupid magazine
Decides they're really good
They're a Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
From downtown Hollywood
Tinsel Town Rebellion,
Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
It's a little bitty Tinsel Town Rebellion
A Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
They used to play all kinds of stuff
And some of it was nice
Some of it was musical
But then they took some guy's advice
To get a record deal, he said,
They would have to be more punk
Forget their chops and play real dumb
Or else they would be sunk
So off they go to S.I.R. to learn some stupid riffs
oh no! it's the eighties again...
And when they think they've got it
They launch a new career
Who gives a fuck if what they play
Is somewhat insincere
let's dance the blues again, get down... dance the blues again, everybody...
i write the songs that make the young girls cry...
did you know that in tinsel town the people down there think that substance is a bore... and if you new wave group looks good, they'll hurry on back for more...
of leather groups...
EYE TO EYE... I'LL ROCK YOU LIKE A NINCOMPOOP
and plastic groups...
whip it good!
and groups that look real queer...
i'll tumble for ya... i'll tumble for ya...
The Tinsel Town aficionados
Come to see and not to hear
But then again this system works
As perfect as a dream
It works for all of those record company pricks
Who come to skim the cream
From the cesspools of excitement
Where Jim Morrison once stood
It's the Tinsel Town Rebellion
From downtown Hollywood
downtown hollywood! an incredibly ugly little town. it's really boring....
To the Whiskey on the Strip
You can hear the crashing, blasting strum
Of bands that come to be real hip
And get a record contract
From a talent scout some day
They'll sell their ass, their cocks and balls
They'll take the check 'n walk away
If they're lucky they'll get famous
For a week or two perhaps
They'll buy some ugly clothes to wear
And hope the business don't collapse
Before some stupid magazine
Decides they're really good
They're a Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
From downtown Hollywood
Tinsel Town Rebellion,
Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
It's a little bitty Tinsel Town Rebellion
A Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
They used to play all kinds of stuff
And some of it was nice
Some of it was musical
But then they took some guy's advice
To get a record deal, he said,
They would have to be more punk
Forget their chops and play real dumb
Or else they would be sunk
So off they go to S.I.R. to learn some stupid riffs
oh no! it's the eighties again...
And when they think they've got it
They launch a new career
Who gives a fuck if what they play
Is somewhat insincere
let's dance the blues again, get down... dance the blues again, everybody...
i write the songs that make the young girls cry...
did you know that in tinsel town the people down there think that substance is a bore... and if you new wave group looks good, they'll hurry on back for more...
of leather groups...
EYE TO EYE... I'LL ROCK YOU LIKE A NINCOMPOOP
and plastic groups...
whip it good!
and groups that look real queer...
i'll tumble for ya... i'll tumble for ya...
The Tinsel Town aficionados
Come to see and not to hear
But then again this system works
As perfect as a dream
It works for all of those record company pricks
Who come to skim the cream
From the cesspools of excitement
Where Jim Morrison once stood
It's the Tinsel Town Rebellion
From downtown Hollywood
downtown hollywood! an incredibly ugly little town. it's really boring....
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i couldn't say where she's comin' from, but i just met a lady named
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('mary' played by dale bozzio... wife of one of frank's percussionists)
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for tipper:
You are the girl
Somebody invented
In a grim little office
On Madison Ave.
They were specific
They made you terrific:
Red lips;
Blue eyes;
Blonde hair;
Un-wise -
You're All-American,
And, darling, they said so
YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN'T YOU, BABY?
YOU'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN'T YOU, BABY?
SINCE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BRAIN,
LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
ANY KIND OF PAIN
IS NEVER A MAYBE
What?
Her head's full of bubbles;
Her nose is petite!
She looks like she never
Gets nothin' to eat!
'N she dines with actors,
'N Wall Street characters:
Dull talk;
Nice clothes -
See her?
She blows -
(She's so important
'Cause he gets to do talk shows -)
SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN'T SHE, BOBBY? (Yeah, she would!)
SHE'D TAKE ANY KIND OF PAIN FROM ME,
WOULDN'T SHE, BOBBY?
SINCE SHE HAVEN'T GOT A NAME,
LET ME JUST EXPLAIN:
ANY KIND OF PAIN
IS PROB'LY HER HOBBY
No . . . ow-ow-ow-oh . . . no . . .
She has moved up now;
She's come a long way -
They give her bunches
Of words she can say!
When she's in a bold mood,
"Confinement Loaf" sounds good -
That's right,
She's wrong!
Let's end
Her song
(It seems she's everywhere
We just can't escape her -
Is this a miracle of pure evolution?
And all the yuppie boys, they dream they will rape her -
She brings the BUS RIDE
To a thrilling conclusion!)
YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS TAME AS ME,
ISN'T SHE TENDER?
YES, SHE'S EVERY BIT AS LAME AS ME,
LET US REMEMBER,
SHE GETS ONLY HALF THE BLAME
ONLY HALF THE BLAME
ONLY HALF THE BLAME
UNLESS WE EXTEND HER -
...
frank vs tipper gore's senate hearing on rock lyrics:
there's a hidden agenda that frank has which he won't make explicit. along with his objection to artistic censorship, he also still holds the world of rock in contempt. then why object to its censorship? ah, because frank wanted the world of rock to 'show itself', he wanted the cultural decline of america to become apparent, and he wanted this fiasco to continue so that he would have material to work with. without the joke that the music industry has become, there would be no fun in it for frank.
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... and now, let's take
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but you should be diggin' it while it's happening, because
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Frank meets Sting in the lobby and invites him to perform with the band.
'Mr. Sting', ladies and gentlemen.
'Mr. Sting', ladies and gentlemen.
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